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| User: | emoangstygoth (1047220) JUST SAY NO.
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| Name: | Scramdiddlyanxious | |||||
| Location: | Your Parent or Legal Guardian!, Wisconsin, United States | |||||
| Birthdate: | 1990-05-16 | |||||
| E-mail: | trinityvamp@hotmail.com | |||||
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| AOL IM: |  HardcoreDucklinG (Add Buddy, Send Message) | |||||
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| Bio: | Um. My name is Jill(z/y/ian/?). I'm 16. In teh R.L., as it were, I would not be so forward, but I'm a total lesbo (no, seriously). I'm not the one to parade my sexuality about, but I know, be you, the reader, a total stranger of mine, such information is what you're looking for. Don't protest! That's mostly all I care about when I look people up, anyway. XD Shallow, shallow people. Yes, I'm gay AND I'm sane (and sober). Well, lucky you. Anyway, as far as my looks, well...if you manage to get a clear look past the OPEN LESIONS OOZING (sarcasm) and the HIDEOUS(ly funny) FACE(s I make), I'm not at all, er, bad-looking? That is unless, of course, you are a biased, not-entirely-there, loopy, picky person. In that case, you are tasteless and unappreciative of my gloriously awkward beauty, and off with your head. But, no, if you're horrified but yet wanting-to-read-more, well...I just might have a place for you in my OMGFLIST!!!111. I like writing poems and songs,playing drums, complimenting myself, long walks on the beach, actively permitting forest fires, killing small children and baby animals of all species, etc. You know, the normal kind of stuff. In other news, I'm slightly awkward, rather short, oh-so-funny, mildly retarded around pretty girls, etc. But if you, probably one out of the five people who are going to read this in a lifetime...if you like my strange ways, if you appreciate my ill at ease persona, my bad timing, my horrible spelling, and just how good I smell (take my word for it), then you are eligible to be one of my tOtAlLy CoOl online buddies. But only if you're pretty. I don't like ugly people. And, as you can see, I do not netspeak. I am as avidly opposed to that as I am parents choosing the genders of their intersexual children at birth. THAT, my soon-to-be-friends, is what is wrong with the world. Netspeak, I mean. Oh, and...by the by,I hope you like big noses. I could fucking stab Snape with this thing. P.S. Catharsis? I'm not a narcissist. Narcissist are (arguably) either totally insecure or sociopaths. I am neitherYAY. XD This was written when yours truely was so incredibly tired that her previously good mood sky rocketed into an "EVERYTHING I DO IS BEAUTIFUL" feeling. Ever get one? No? NO? Are you upset right now because you can't answer? Have you been reading all this quietly to yourself as Sean Connery? Do you want ME to read this to you as Sean Connery? What is it? You like Fall Out Boy??? GET OUTTA MY USER INFO! SCRAM! D.S. (Dead Sailor, if you're wondering)  Cryptic Messages are  Conson is love.   WeDontHateJennyMia Kirshner. What a dyke. XD  Incendio is love. Except for that last one. That's just Kirsty.    On each of these websites, you can click a button to support the cause -- each click creates funding, and costs you nothing! Bookmark these sites, and click once a day!       Click here to post this on your page or 'blog  I adopted a cute lil' Scotty fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!  I adopted a cute lil' emo fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!  I adopted a cute lil' ninja fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!  I adopted a cute lil' batman fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!  I adopted a cute lil' pirate fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus! | |||||
| Memories:: | 3 entries | |||||
| Interests: | 44: after forever, albinism, aliens-posing-as-humans, angst angst angst, anti-netspeakness, chandler bing, conquatoogan, dandy warhols, dead like me, decemberists, disorientation, flaws, friends, good-smelling things, happiness, happy people, hooked noses, making puddles, manias, mental diseases, nightwish, omgwtfstfuplzkthnx, openness, phobias, playing drums, poetry, pretty girls, quicksilver, racine, radiohead, reading, richard cheese, sane people, sanity, scars, six-packs, the 90's, the ladies?, toast, white hair, whoever likes me, wicked game, within temptation, writing | |||||
| Schools: | None listed | |||||
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| Friend of: | 58: 34_inch_waste, amaress, atomicroses, bad_luck_wind, bluemontague, brainresin, carinn, carnif3x, celtgurl, chenxlee, childofthekorn3, dabria, divinejustice, elastic_spam, elendil_, emoangstygoth, finsaur_venusy, fivefifthsdead, fuzzyduckie, g0g0_yubari, glazedinsight, glittersavvy, idiotdarkling, invisiman, jacqs_sketchpad, jerbil, jettumz, kattmarksburk, katu, kittynakajima15, lady_mutt, leilatheloony, letigre09, littleddrfreak, lookofevil, maetallikspork, mental_sewers, myyellowpost_it, p_to_the_exizzy, puremalevolence, rayefrenzy, sabeth, scribblebibble, sentori, shotofhemlock, silverhaze06, slipperydaggers, spikedsoul, sweet_leaf79, thumb3r, triskadek, ttingle, vicioushamsterp, violent_freak, winglesspigeon, wulfmadchen, x_zowie_x, xnight_skyx | |||||
| Member of: | 7: __incendio, bandwanted, incendio__amuse, incendio_occ, label_us, order_phoenix, poetsofdarkness | |||||
| Account type: | Plus Account | |||||
